ShtBagz Terms & Conditions

Last updated: 09/20/25

Welcome to SHTBAGZ — purveyors of luxury, neon-pink dog waste bags for pet owners who give a crap. Please read the following terms and conditions (“Terms”) carefully before using our website, products, or services. By accessing or purchasing from shtbagz.com, you agree to be bound by these Terms. If you don’t agree, maybe sniff around elsewhere.

1. The Basics

  • Who we are: SHTBAGZ LLC (“ShtBagz”, “we”, “us”, “our”) operates this website and sells products online.

  • What we sell: Premium dog waste bags that are biodegradable*, unmissable in color, and fully committed to keeping your dog’s business your fashion statement.

  • Who you are: A savvy shopper with excellent taste and, ideally, a dog.

2. Ordering & Payment

  • All orders are subject to availability and acceptance.

  • We reserve the right to refuse or cancel any order at our discretion (yes, even yours, Karen).

  • Prices are listed in USD and subject to change without notice.

  • Payments are processed securely via third-party providers like Stripe, PayPal, etc. We do not store your credit card info because that’s gross.

3. Shipping & Delivery

  • We aim to ship orders within 2–4 business days.

  • Delivery times may vary depending on your location, postal service, weather, or acts of dog.

  • SHTBAGZ is not responsible for lost, stolen, or delayed shipments. Once it leaves our warehouse, it’s in the hands of the universe (and the carrier).

4. Returns & Refunds

  • Due to the nature of the product (bags meant for poop), all sales are final. No returns. No exchanges. No complaints.

  • If your item arrives damaged or defective, please email hello@shtbagz.com within 7 days and we’ll do our best to make it right (no promises, but we’re not monsters).

5. Use of Our Products

  • Our bags are for external use only (we shouldn’t have to say this).

  • Do not eat, lick, burn, or wear our bags as hats.

  • Please dispose of used bags responsibly. Being funny doesn’t mean we don’t care about the planet.

6. Intellectual Property

  • All content on shtbagz.com — including text, logos, images, and packaging designs — is owned by SHTBAGZ LLC or its licensors. Don’t steal it.

  • You may not reproduce, resell, or use any of our assets without written permission. But feel free to brag about us on social media.

7. Limitation of Liability

  • SHTBAGZ is not responsible for any damage (physical, emotional, spiritual, etc.) arising from the use or misuse of our products.

  • Use common sense. It’s a poop bag, not a parachute.

8. Privacy Policy

  • We respect your privacy and don’t sell your data.

  • For full details, check out our Privacy Policy — or just know that we’re not creeps.

9. Changes to Terms

  • We may update these Terms from time to time. If we do, we’ll post the new ones here.

  • Continuing to use the site after changes means you agree to the updated Terms. So check back every once in a while, or live dangerously.

10. Contact Us

Still have questions? Confused? Barking up the wrong tree?
Email: hello@shtbagz.com
Or send us a love letter:
SHTBAGZ LLC

Final Word:

We’re here to make cleaning up after your dog a little more fabulous. Thanks for supporting small business — and for keeping it classy, even when it’s messy.