SHTBAGZ — 270 Scented Dog Poop Bags

270 bags. 18 rolls. Zero apologies.

Extra-thick, leak-proof, lavender-scented poop bags that fit every standard dispenser. Made from plant-based EPI material, so they break down instead of sticking around for 400 years.

Each roll is printed with something worth reading at 6am. Because if you're out there holding a warm bag in the dark, you deserve a laugh.

• 270 bags per box (18 rolls × 15)
• 9" × 13" — big enough for the big ones
• Leak-proof, tested to hold 4 lbs
• Lavender scent that actually works
• Plant-based EPI, breaks down in landfill
• Fits all standard leash dispensers

Approved by Jack. He's a professional.